time sure flies when you take a nap
- Don Draper, “The Wheel” (via feellng)
I LOVE CATCHING PEOPLE SMILING AT THEIR PHONES BECAUSE IS IT A CUTE TEXT?? IS IT PORN???? WHO KNOWS BUT I’M GLAD YOU’RE HAPPY FRIEND
This is very pleasing to my eye.
*video game boss the size of a skyscraper*
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING"
*ten minutes later*
"that…was surprisingly easy."
*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
"ahhh this’ll probably be easy"
*ten hours later*
"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced."
wtf is with America.. get me out..
americans joke on here about being the most amazing country to exist, but it’s all code. please save us. holy shit please get us out of here
puppy is understandably confused about everything in life